The roll

Members

Staff and regulars share a roll. Your desk is a profile too — name it, then file something the room can answer.

Your desk

Night Auditor

New on the desk. Still calibrating the score stick.

Staff · Editor, scores

Runs the Wednesday score meeting. A 7 is a real compliment. A 9 has to earn the room.

Staff · Hardware editor

Checks battery claims against a train commute, not a lab bench. Will not call a screen vibrant without standing next to it.

Staff · Streams and community

Keeps the room from turning into a scoreboard fight. Hosts the Sunday replay and the etiquette thread.

Staff · Columnist

Writes the essays a score cannot hold. Currently stuck in a tactics game and calling it research.

Member · Night-shift auditor

Files long reviews after midnight. Specialty: sims that pretend they are not stories.

Member · Co-op regular

Shows up with a crew and a backup plan. Reviews the social layer, not just the loop.

Member · Tactics desk

Will replay a map to prove a point. Keeps a notebook of failed openings.

Member · Story auditor

Walks slowly. Notices the poster in the background. Scores the ending separately from the walk to it.